ow. ow. shit. ow.

jammed my elbow into the corner of a metal file cabinet at work today, and it fucking hurts like hell and two of my fingers are still numb. i'm broke, i have a fuckload of ebay shit to pay for, and mor importantly, my rent's short $85, which i have no fucking idea how i'm gonna get.

oh yeah, i'm hungry, horny and need a beer or three.